DIRECTORY DASHLevel 1: Launch Week

stripe.com's result card

stripe.com got rejected 1 time, then closed the tab

Got onto 0/10 fake directories before the tab closed. Rejection continues in the background. Plus 9 ghosted submissions, rejected while nobody was looking. It's a game: the directories are made up and nothing was actually submitted.

Across 3 runs by about 3 people, stripe.com has been rejected 12 times: #22 most rejected startup. All runs for stripe.com.

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Directory Dash has 10 fake directories. A real launch has 100+ real ones, each with its own form and its own reviewer on vacation. Blastra submits to all of them for you.